Told my little cousins that this is why there are no unicorns. I love Thankgiving break.
The Unicorn
A Poem by Shel Silverstein
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"
And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns
There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"
The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns.
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Dear Shel Silverstein,
ReplyDeleteI must respectfully disagree. There are no unicorns because He-who-must-not-be-named killed them all and drank their blood while trying to come back to life in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Sorry for the confusion, hope this clears it up.
Respectfully,
Meep
Yes! I was hoping someone would start talking about HP!!! Debate, debate!!!
ReplyDeleteUmm I would just like to say that I love Shel Silverstein! He makes me smile! Although Mr. Silverstein, Meep is correct...the unicorns were killed by He-who-must-not-be-named, although some can still be found in the Forbidden Forrst on Hogwarts campus. Unfortunatly Hogwarts is completly undectable and can not be found on a map. Your best bet for catching sight of a unicorn is to head to London and attempt to enter Platform 9 3/4 at Kings Cross Station so that you can catch the Hogwarts Express. If that doesn't work out for you, you can attempt the flying car approach. Just make sure that you watch out for the landing, I hear the Womping Willow's a bitch!
ReplyDeleteHP vs. Twilight?
ReplyDeleteHP > Twilight
ReplyDeleteEnd of story. :D
does Twilight even have unicorns?
ReplyDeleteNow that you mention it, I don't think Twilight had unicorns. Weird. Clearly unicorns are a vital reason for the success of Harry Potter.
ReplyDeleteclearly.
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